Welcome Bonus Oculus. I like that name. It sounds very Latin and important.

So tell me about this "call to action." Was it in this thread? I have to admit once I saw how long it was I just skimmed it. It's not a petition is it? I've been told that on-lime petitions are useless because t there are no real, live pen-and-ink signatures on it. An electronic petition would be too easy to fake. Watch.

"The undersigned are hereby petitioning to change Thanksgiving from the fourth Thursday in November to every Thursday in November and hereby invoke the Bonus Oculus Clause of the Constitution:

John Smith
Jane Smith
Robert Smith
Sally Smith
Jane Jones
Jim Jones
Thomas Anderson
Catherine Johnson
Dwayne Johnson
Arte Johnson
Lyndon B Johnson
Daffy Duck
Bugs Bunny
Porky Pig
Pepe LePew
John Ross Ewing
Sue Ellen Ewing
Luke Duke
Beauregard Duke
Daisy Duke
Jesse Duke
Boss Hogg
Ima Hogg
Julia Roberts
Clark Kent
Bruce Wayne
John Wayne
Bradford Pitt
Angelina Jolie-Pitt
Carrie Underwood

See? Fifty "signatures" in about five minutes.