I did a quick search and found a website called "Celebrity sunglasses Finder." It makes catty comments and shows Heidi Montag wearing Chanel, Oliver Goldsmith, Tom Ford, Barton Perreira (with Chanel decals on her fingernails), Louis Vuitton, Christian Dior, Ed Hardy, and finally, Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses on her blonde-framed face.

Holy Bling-Bling, Batman! That's a lot of expensive sunglasses! According to the prices listed on the website, that's over $3,000 worth of sunglasses.

Three thousand dollars worth! Of sunglasses! The mind reels.

But no Baby Phat.