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Originally Posted by Jawa
Do you watch "House"? I don't usually but I found a great quote from the show. A guy came to Dr. House because he couldn't get his contacts out. When Dr. House told him that his contacts were not in his eyes, the patient asked "Then why are my eyes so red?"
"Because you're trying to remove your corneas." 
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Wow. Can you imagine? You're over there pulling on your cornea because you think there's a
contact lens there, but there isn't. You're pulling and rubbing and wow . . . pain.