I guess you could call this forum a kind of advertising, couldn't you? So, yes I have considered a career in advertising. I think of I were to advertise for a skydiving company though, I might have some loud rock music playing and say something like "Thrill to the sensation of hurtling through the air at over one hundred miles an hour!"

That last part would have to have some kind of echo effect or something.

If I were advertsing PureVision contacts, I might say "Thrill to the sensation of wearing Purevision contact lenses while hurtling through the air at over one hundred miles an hour!"