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Originally Posted by Railfan
We now know that Mariah Carey can't throw a fastball, but she's got some nice curves. (Rim shot.)
Okay, I'm sorry. 
Does anyone know if she wears colored contact lenses?
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I don't know if Mariah Carey wears contact lenses, but according to this advertisement, you can wear contact lenses so you can look like Mariah Carey--who . . . probably . . . doesn't . . . wear contact lenses.
Roll `em!
"We call this the Mariah Carey look. Give your eyes that angel honey color with these cool contact lenses."